On March 25, 26 and 27, the weekend of "Charity, Culture and Champagne" will take place in benefit of the Asilo San Juan Diego (Old Folk's Home) and the SPCA-PV. This weekend of fundraising events will inaugurate with the concert "Running with a Dream" performed by the young tenor singer from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Jorge Jimenez. The tenor will perform at Teatro
Vallarta on March 25 at 8:00 p.m., with a varied repertoire that goes from classic opera to themes from the "Phantom of the Opera." Jorge Jimenez will share the stage with the world-renowned soprano singer, Anna Maria Kaufmann. Kaufmann is flying here from Munich, Germany to perform for the event. She is among the most popular opera and musical stars in Europe (receiving triple platinum as "Christine" in Phantom of the Opera) and has been compared to Sara Brightman and Maria Callas.

Tickets are for sale at $200, $300 and $500 pesos and can be purchased
at Teatro Vallarta, Super Boletos, Hacienda San Angel, Tropicasa Realty and Cassandra Shaw Jewelry.
Following the concert, a Cocktail Reception will be held with the artists at El Dorado restaurant. Tickets for $250 pesos include drinks and hors d'oeuvres.

The second event of the "Charity, Culture and Champagne" weekend, the Gala Dinner Party, will take place on March 26 at Hacienda Palo Maria. The star entertainment of the night is the soprano singer Anna Maria Kaufmann. In addition there will be the Fandango show, music by Mariachi la Joya de Mexico, live and silent auctions and other surprises. Tickets for the party are $1,900 pesos per person and include V.I.P. seating at the Jorge Jimenez Concert on Friday 25. Tickets are for sale at Hacienda San
Angel, Tropicasa Realty and Cassandra Shaw Jewelry.

To close the "Charity, Culture and Champagne" weekend, a Brunch will be held at Casa Ivonneka. Enjoy the best view of Puerto Vallarta while entertained by the classical popular favorites by Peregrino Quartet. The
gastronomical offer includes international specialties, Champagne
and Patron Tequila. Ticket price is $750 pesos and can be purchased at Hacienda San Angel, Tropicasa Realty and Cassandra Shaw Jewelry.

A Weekend Pass is also available which includes all events at a dicounted price. All proceeds from the events of "Charity, Culture
and Champagne" will go to the SPCA-PV and Asilo San Juan Diego.

by William Harper

Let's dedicate this to The Twisted Palms. Puerto Vallarta's roof top martini bar.

Possibly The Best Bar Joke Ever!

A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology
The guy leaves, but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time...

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50.."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So...you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

by Rocio Bucio

Well, both are related, St. Patrick used the shamrock to explain the holy trinity to the pagans as he was a Christian missionary known as the apostle of Ireland.
St. Patrick's Day is a traditional day for spiritual renewal and offering prayers for missionaries worldwide. This day has become associated with everything Irish, anything green and gold, shamrocks and luck. It is celebrated on the 17th of March, Probably because it was the day that St. Patrick died.

The biggest observance is in Ireland, they attend to mass, before they get the celebration started.

In American cities, they celebrate with parades, "wearing of the green," music and songs, Irish food and drink, and activities for kids.

And as an example of how we celebrate I want to share with you this information.

2011 represents the 5th annual St Patrick's festival, at the Shamrock Irish Pub on Av. México in Bucerias.

There will be live music throughout the day and night. Joby Fox, a singer songwriter direct from Ireland. Wain Mcfarlane, an American Idol finalist. Two of the most popular local bands, Chillin Villians & Tikkilyches will be playing and in between the live acts a specialist Irish DJ to spin out all those popular St Patrick's Irish tunes.

As for food, corned beef and cabbage, delicious Irish stew, pies and great Burgers.

This is a family event - Activities for kids, will take place, such as trampolines, face painters, etc.

by William Harper

No Way José! Invites all their Vallarta Businesss colleagues to join the relief effort for victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.
Owner Julie Guerrero challenges other Banderas Bay businesses to follow her lead.

Julie has set the bar (and table) with the following statement.

"No Way José! will donate 50% of net proceeds from Friday through Sunday, March 11-13 to help those affected in the Asia-Pacific region to address the effects of the earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan last night. This disaster is going to be a mammoth humanitarian crisis, affecting many people and countries. No Way José! invites other Banderas Bay businesses to unite in this effort. Vallarta stands ready to help."

In my interview with her, she went on to say "Anything we can do to generate Vallarta response creates good energy. The relief efforts will extend far beyond this weekend. If you present the invitation to rally as a business community, we can set the example for other communities, no matter where in the world you are."

Let's show the world that our wonderful little community has a huge heart.

by Rocio Bucio

The Mayor presented the Key to the City to this distinguished visitor.

The Mayor, Salvador Gonzalez Resendiz, welcomed the Mayor of the sister city of Santa Barbara, Helene Schneider, who is visiting Puerto Vallarta, with whom he shared some of the work and the exchange of friendship that has been achieved to the benefit of both communities.

During the meeting, which was also attended by members of the Sister City Committee, Santa Barbara Puerto Vallarta, in addition to councilors Aleyda Bravo Carbajal and White Esther Peña, the mayor gave a special present to this distinguished visitor, in which tells the history and development of this port in recent years, and the attractions that it features.

For its part, the mayor Helene Schneider, highlighted the benefits of Puerto Vallarta, and called for being a promoter over the resort.

The Sister Cities Committee also announced that they will soon be donating important equipment to the Puerto Vallarta Fire Department.

Puerto Vallarta Region, Mexico

Mexico is always one of the top choices for retirees because it's inexpensive, beautiful, the winters are warm – and it's close to the U.S., a nice convenience for visiting family and friends.

The fact that it's popular is in itself a selling point – there are at least 50,000 Americans and Canadians living there right now.

The appeal of Puerto Vallarta is that it's friendly with a nice small-town feel, Budd said.

One retiree told AARP that it reminds him of the U.S. in the 50s, with big plazas where people hang out.

It's also worth noting that it's a very safe city, located far away from the crime in Mexico that is rampant along the U.S. border.

The traditional 12-day religious processions of the Virgin of Guadalupe, Mexico's patron saint, started this past Dec. 1st with students, businesses, civic groups and families taking part. They continue through tomorrow, Fri., Dec. 12th, culminating in the "Day of Guadalupe" (with 24 hours of processions; an estimated 50,000 people take part). Regardless of your individual faith, this is a highly recommended cultural and religious spectacle to experience. Downtown streets of Puerto Vallarta will be alive with color, costumes, candles and choirs singing as they walk to the main cathedral, celebrating Mexico's most popular religious symbol, the Virgin of Guadalupe.
Take your camera along for memorable photos. Motorists and bus commuters will probably want to take the "Tunel" bypass through Dec. 12. Bus service in *el centro* can be disrupted as well at this time of year.

PEREGRINACIONES

Thursday, Dec. 11th

5:45 p.m. Ambulatory Salespeople

6:00 p.m. Municipal Government, Municipal Security, Transit Police, Firemen

6:30 p.m. Abraham Lincoln School

6:45 p.m. Hotel Riu Jalisco

7:00 p.m. Special Mass

8:00 p.m. Isla Rio Cuale Market, Galerias Vallarta

8:15 p.m. Pareos de Vallarta

8:30 p.m. Hotel Velas Vallarta

8:45 p.m. Painters Union, Sea Lie Park

9:00 p.m. Col. Agua Azul

9:45 p.m. Hotel Vallarta Torre, Hotel Westin, Club Regina

10: 00 p.m. Hotel Golden Crown

10:15 p.m. Hotel NH Krystal, Airport Workers 10:30 p.m. Hotel Buenaventura, Premier Hacienda

10: 45 p.m. Hotel Grupo Playa del Sol

11:00 p.m. Hotel Barcelo, Hotel Presidente Interncontinental

11:15 p.m. Pipi's Restaurant

Friday, Dec. 12th

12 midnight: Special Mass

2:30 a.m. Restaurant Dolce Vita and Tacolandia

2:45 a.m. Hotel Lina and Restaurant El Torito 3:00 a.m. Restaurant Bar Mariachi Loco 3:30 a.m. Carlos O'Brian's

3:45 a.m. Bucerias

4:00 a.m. Santa Cruz

6:00 a.m. Luis Tapia Family

6:15 a.m. Restaurant Bar Zoo and Bar Hilo

6:30 a.m. Special Mass

7:30 a.m. Favorites of Ixtapa

8:30 a.m. Puerto Vallarta Ejido

9:00 a.m. Special Mass

10:00 a.m. Charros, Mariachis, Musical Bands

11:00 a.m. The favorites of the last 12 days.

Last night out dog Winnie was staying with friends near Esquina de los
Caprichos behind the cathedral and got spooked by the fireworks and
ran through a window in to the hills. She could be somewhere in
Gringo Gulch, Rio Cuale, Emiliano Zapato, Coloso, 5 de Diciembre
around Allende or on her way back to Casa de las Flores. Robin and
Miguel are at 322-126-1204 if you can offer any help walking the
neighborhood or if you know what might help. They're going to make a
sign too. She likes words like "go for a walk", "go for a ride" and
"let's go see Maurice".

We're calling our vet since she has a locator chip.

Thanks

Jeff and Maurice

X Games Mexico concluded today as energetic fans filled the Palacio de los Deportes to watch the world's best international athletes compete in the BMX Freestyle Final, Moto X Freestyle Final and Moto X Best Whip Final. More than 19,000 riveted fans attended over the weekend. The Americans brought their top form and swept the podium in all of the Final competitions.

"The energy from the fans this weekend, after watching some of the world's best action sports athletes, is evidence of Mexico's growing demand for action sports," said Rick Alessandri, senior vice president, ESPN consumer products and X Games managing director. "The support we have received over the past two years from sponsors and city officials has quickly elevated X Games Mexico to a world-class event and we are looking forward to continuing our relationship for years to come."

Moto X Freestyle
Spectators in the Palacio de los Deportes were immersed in the action of the Moto X Freestyle Final, as roars, cheers and "the wave" broke out around the arena to encourage the riders. X Games 14 gold medalist Jeremy Lusk captured his second gold of the weekend as he continuously pushed the limits of the sport with tricks including two that earned him the gold in Best Trick last night – a "Hart-attack back flip" and an "Indian Air Flip." Lusk finished with a score of 92.67. X Games 13 gold medalist Adam Jones also captured his second silver medal of the weekend behind Lusk with a score of 92.33, while the bronze medal went to X Games 14 bronze medalist Mike Mason who earned a score of 89.33.

"It feels great to win gold. Everyone has their day. The level of our sport is so high and everyone has the same skill but you just have good days and bad days – today was my good day," said Lusk. "I love the Mexican crowd. Now, I just need to learn to speak Spanish."

Moto X Best Whip
Wrapping up the weekend's festivities was the crowd-pleasing Moto X Best Whip competition. The gold, silver and bronze medal winners were chosen by fan text message voting. Cheers filled the stadium as each competitor stylishly whipped his motorcycle high in the air. The night belonged to crowd-favorite and last night's Moto X Best Trick bronze medalist Todd Potter who whipped his motorcycle high in the air, and pulled wheelies around the arena. Silver went to last night's Step Up gold medalist Ronnie Renner, while Lusk claimed the bronze with a "turn-down whip," by whipping his motorcycle almost 180 degrees.

"I had a fall in Freestyle but I'm ok and I'm glad I got up to ride again because it got me gold. The fans were unbelievable tonight and it's great to incorporate the fans into the competition," said Potter.

Visit the official websites www.xgames.com/mexico for the most current X Games Mexico information

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It seems that the economic slowdown that started in the United States last year has now reached Puerto Vallarta.

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In the dense tropical forest west of the Mayan ruins of Tulum, a Texas-based developer is creating a jungle community, hoping to attract buyers more interested in exotic birds and wild orchids than ocean views.

The project, Los Árboles Tulum (www.losarbolestulum.com), is the first large-scale attempt to build an environmentally sensitive, master-planned residential project in the inland region of the Riviera Maya, the Mexican vacation destination best known for beach resorts and the night life of Cancún.

"We saw a need for this in the market," said Jason Schnurr, the business development director for the Tierra Group, the family-owned company that is developing Los Árboles Tulum. "It's not going to be all millionaires in the Riviera Maya."

Riviera Maya's coast, on the eastern side of the Yucatán Peninsula, is one of the fastest-growing residential markets in Mexico, primarily offering hotel-condo projects. But beachfront land is becoming scarce, and expensive.

A single hectare, or almost 2.5 acres, of developable land along the coast can easily cost $500,000. In contrast, each of the 261 two-hectare lots in Los Árboles Tulum is selling for about $55,000.

But to help preserve the jungle environment, buyers must agree to build on only 5 percent of their lots and they must provide their own electricity, most likely through solar panels or generators. Water will be pumped from wells, and sewage will be treated by a natural wetlands filtration system commonly used in the area.

While rustic jungle retreats are common in countries like Costa Rica, such developments are rare in Mexico, where most buyers are looking for either sandy beaches or colonial charm.

"I would have my concerns," said Bruce Greenberg, a real estate consultant and appraiser who specializes in Mexico. "Marketing a jungle project will be challenging, unless they can provide a special lifestyle to attract that particular kind of buyer."

Los Árboles Tulum intends to woo buyers with a chance to live in one of the world's most unusual ecosystems. There is no surface water on the Yucatán Peninsula, but large rivers flow beneath the rocky surface, creating massive caves known as cenotes, which had strong spiritual significance for Mayans.

The development site is about 7.5 miles inland on the road that connects the coastal ruins of Tulum with Cobá, a largely unexcavated Mayan site that some believe once rivaled the splendor of the better-known Chichén Itzá. And it is only a few minutes' drive to the Sian Ka'an Biosphere, a 1.3-million-acre nature reserve stretching down the Caribbean coast (www.cesiak.org).

Mr. Schnurr said 40 lots had been sold, even though the project was still in its early stages. Sixty percent of the buyers were from the United States, he said, and 40 percent were from Europe.

STEPHEN VERNSTROM, 60, of Maple Grove, Minn., and his wife, Mona, were among the early buyers. They want to build a second home and eventually to retire here.

"We were searching for a larger parcel where people weren't stacked on top of each other," said Mr. Vernstrom, who runs a rock climbing school in Minnesota and often leads eco-tours in Mexico. "When you're on the coast, it's a whole different lifestyle."

Obtaining title to land on the coast is a notoriously difficult enterprise in many parts of Mexico. Large tracts are often controlled by an ejido, a collective of local citizens. "I see a lot of green on the map, but none of it is for sale," Mr. Schnurr said.

For Los Árboles, the Tierra Group was able to obtain three properties totaling 481 hectares, including a ranch once used to harvest gum from the zapote trees that still cover the land. But for now, Los Árboles Tulum is little more than a half-built narrow road cut through the jungle. Construction has been stalled while the project awaits its final permits from the local government.

The state of Quintana Roo was widely criticized for the rapid development of the Miami Beach-style strip of hotels in Cancún, so all the building projects in the area are undergoing increased environmental review. And under pressure from environmentalists, the state has set new restrictions on high-rises and high-density developments on the coast.

"They're using Cancún as a basis for development, and they're not going to let the same thing happen here," said Randy Bowser, a local botanist active in environmental issues.

With several rare species of plants and wildlife in the jungle, Los Árboles Tulum has attracted extra scrutiny from government inspectors, as well as local Mayan hunters who fear that the project will drive out wild turkeys and boar.

"What we've found is the Mexican government really wants to do right," said Matthew Schnurr, Jason's brother and director of operations, as he showed a visitor around the property.

The Schnurrs, whose father, Greg, is the founder and chief executive of the company, know firsthand that developing in Mexico can be tricky. Their first project in the area a development called Paraíso Tan-kah, with 105 residential lots on the coast north of Tulum, was almost completely sold out when the local government decided to do an environmental and zoning review of the area, delaying the project for several months.

The family expects Los Árboles Tulum to benefit from growing interest in the Tulum area. While high-end resorts are the norm to the north, the village of Tulum still has a kind of bohemian charm, with backpacker camps and nude beaches.

"There has been a frenzy in Tulum recently of people buying and selling," said Shawn Bandick, a real estate agent at One Stop Real Estate on the Riviera Maya. He believes there is a market for the type of rustic experience that will be offered by Los Árboles Tulum.

"They will attract a clientele who have had enough of urban living," Mr. Bandick said.

Social Security benefits for 50 million people will be go up 5.8 percent next year, the largest increase in more than a quarter century.

The increase, which will start in January, was announced Thursday by the Social Security Administration. It will mean an additional $63 per month for the average retiree.

The increase is the largest since a 7.4 percent jump in 1982 and is more than double the 2.3 percent rise that retirees got in their monthly checks starting in January of this year.

The typical retiree's monthly check will go from $1,090 currently to $1,153.

But the fatter Social Security check may still seem puny to millions of retirees battered this year by huge increases in energy and food costs who have also watched helplessly as their retirement savings have been assaulted by the biggest upheavals on Wall Street in seven decades.

"Right now many senior citizens are feeling depressed because things seem out of control. They feel like they are in a boat being whipped around by rough seas," said Sung Won Sohn, an economics professor at the Smith School of Business at California State University. "Their purchasing power has been going down because of higher prices for food and energy and a lot of other things while their savings have taken a hit because of what is happening in the markets."

The market turbulence has continued this week with the Dow Jones industrial average plunging by 733 points on Wednesday, the second largest point drop on record. Earlier this month, the Congressional Budget Office estimated that Americans' retirement plans have last as much as $2 trillion over the last 15 months — more than 20 percent of their value — because of all the market upheaval.

With all the gloomy news, retirees may take little comfort in the new cost of living adjustment. The benefit change is based on the amount the Consumer Price Index increases from July through September from one year to the next.

The increase would have been even higher, but after racing ahead earlier in the year, energy costs fell in both August and September, helping to moderate the overall price gain.

The 5.8 percent rise in the cost of living adjustment is a sharp departure from recent years. The COLA increases have been below 3 percent for all but three of the past 15 years as the Federal Reserve waged a successful campaign to keep inflation under control.